People like to say

brokenlanguage:

“Oh, I understand hot. It gets hot where I live, too.”

I apologize to everyone who doesn’t live in Florida…wait, no, I don’t. Because none of you are forced to live on the SURFACE OF THE FUCKING SUN. You want hot? Come here in MARCH. You want to see infants burst into flames and dogs explode? Come here in August. 

Right now, the sun is boiling the water in the clouds while it rains. Boiling water is falling from the sky.

You don’t know hot.

There are places hotter than Florida. What was not mentioned here is the freaking humidity… that’s the killer. Hot is fine, but when it is also followed by humidity blegh, blegh, BLEGH!

Hi Ho Hi Ho, back to Florida I go…

Not looking forward to the 12 hour drive tomorrow, but definitely glad to be getting back to the sunshine state to fly me some helos. Living my dream one flight at a time…

Someone please explain to me why…

The one tooth that hurts in my mouth right now is one that I did not get a filling in today… it’s not bad, but really really annoying.

daewrythe:

WHOA WHOA WHOA

throwback from ‘99

Rollergirl - Luv U More

So much nostalgia! Good job bro!

wejussomemothafuckenkids:

amethystarcher:

drunkartie:

nom-chompsky:

kyssthis16:

kit-kat-o-graham:

alcoholicgifts:

merlinsbearddd:

dionthesocialist:

yeezysdisciple:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

yeezysdisciple:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.




Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America


Exactly!!!!!!
And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right


You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.
yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again.






Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.




Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)
have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

wejussomemothafuckenkids:

amethystarcher:

drunkartie:

nom-chompsky:

kyssthis16:

kit-kat-o-graham:

alcoholicgifts:

merlinsbearddd:

dionthesocialist:

yeezysdisciple:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

yeezysdisciple:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.

Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America

Exactly!!!!!!

And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right

You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.

yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again.

Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.

Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)

have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

senoritasweetcheeks:

thedailywhat:

LMFAO Cover of the Day: After months of rearranging, 18-year-old Noah finally figured out how best to cover LMFAO’s “Sexy & I Know It” — and his rendition has just been named the day’s trending video by NBC’s Today show. You can almost see him blushing as he shares his big news with fans on Facebook and Twitter. Pretty obvious what’s going on here — Noah’s sexy and he doesn’t know it.

[hypervocal]

oh my dear lord

he did it

like slaughtered it

omgg

Wowsers, pretty damn legit.

hablehdiddybleh:

joogmac:

alvillevertudez:

patricktaasan:

oh my……..oh my my my my my myyyy

wowowowow

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM

my god

skills. but EEEWWW its sooo BRO.

not half bad

I enjoyed this.

(Source: knightsound)

So it’s Tuesday and I never do this…

elmalo:

So, gimme some TMI Tuesday questions and I’ll you some in return.

Thought I’d give it one more shot…

unitedstatescoastguard:

The United States Coast Guard is first and Foremost a lifesaving service. Guardians live by the creed “so that others may live.”

Mighty fine helo right there… I could see myself flying it 8 years down the line.

unitedstatescoastguard:

The United States Coast Guard is first and Foremost a lifesaving service. Guardians live by the creed “so that others may live.”

Mighty fine helo right there… I could see myself flying it 8 years down the line.